A warning for the men and giggle for the women ;)

Sala

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a cold and snowy
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but, amazingly,
neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars the woman says, "So, you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt! This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely,
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle and drinks half of
it. Then he hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, then hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any wine?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil people.
Don't mess with them.